i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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