So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Randomize
