Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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