After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
