New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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