Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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