4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
More tranny stories later!
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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