She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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