With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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