Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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