maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Ketchup is God's man juice
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I know her cup size but not her name....
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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