have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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