If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
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ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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