I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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