What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He kissed a someone with a penis
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
this will be a night to untag.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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