You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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