did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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