2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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