i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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