He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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