How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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