I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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