let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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