We won't sleep together?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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