jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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