u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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