i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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