Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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