ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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