p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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