I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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