Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You pole danced in your parka.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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