Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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