Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
