Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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