dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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