can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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