she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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