If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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