The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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