im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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