Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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