4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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