they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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