I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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