I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm really busy with my period
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