You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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