I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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