used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the day after is always just damage control
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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