If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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two words...techno handjob
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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