The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch