this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.