No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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