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You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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