I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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