Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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